Why aren't you Married Yet ?


~~ I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

~~ Because I just love hearing this question.

~~ Just lucky, I guess.

~~ It gives my mother something to live for.

~~ My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.

~~ I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

~~ Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

~~ I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

~~ It didn't seem worth a blood test.

~~ I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

~~ Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

~~ My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.

~~ I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.

~~ They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

~~ I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

~~ I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.

~~ What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

~~ I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

~~ Why aren't you thin?

~~ I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.





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