|
What Women Really Mean
| I
heard a noise |
I
noticed you were almost asleep |
| You
Want |
You
Want |
| We
Need |
I
Want |
| It's
your decision |
The
correct decision should
be obvious by now |
| Do
what you want |
You'll
pay for this later |
| We
need to talk |
I
need to complain |
| Sure...go
ahead |
I
don't want you to |
| You're
certainly attentive tonight |
Is
sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm
not emotional! |
I'm
not having a period |
| This
kitchen is so inconvenient |
I
want a new house...and curtains and carpeting, furniture... |
| Hang
the picture there |
No,
I mean hang it there! |
| Do
you love me? |
I'm
going to ask for something expensive |
| I'll
be ready in a minute. |
Kick
off your shoes and
find a good game on T.V. |
| You
have to learn to communicate. |
Just
agree with me. |
| Are
you listening to me!? |
Too
late, your a goner |
| I'm
sorry. |
You'll
be sorry. |
| No |
Yes |
| Maybe |
No |
| Do
you like this recipe? |
It's
easy to fix, so you'd better
get get used to it |
I'm
not yelling!
|
Yes
I am yelling because I think this is important.
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